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Total Drama Revenge of the Island – Episode 2 – Truth or Laser Shark


Last time on Total Drama revenge of the island 13 new competitors were blown away by this year’s challenges. They were treated to an early morning swim Said hello to the islands wildlife and did some totem surfing Explosive In the end Staci’s team got so sick of her non-stop tall tales that they sent her packing Hurl of shame style Who’ll go home next and how much pain can I put them through first find out right now on total drama revenge of the island Really? Oh no! Will you keep it down? If I don’t get my beauty sleep I’ll lose it Yes, because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love Who told you that? My therapist? I see people’s auras and it looks like someone threw up on yours Oh go eat a worm Uh, No thanks Hey man, what’s with all the dirt? Oh, Just had an early-morning makeout session with one of the honey. Shadoozy! Which one? Um… [Screaming] A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell You kissed a gentleman? All right. I was out looking for that hidden immunity idol. Not that they need to know. It’s all part of my strategy Let my team lose so the maggots develop a false sense of security before I pick them off! [Knocking] Occupied! Hey! How’d you sneak that in? Easy! I stuck it in my pouffe These young whipper-snappers with all their yammering and tomfoolery. Oh, come on Chester. Keep it down. Fine! For now. I had a hard time falling asleep It was my first night outside, my bubble But finally, I recreated it with my sleeping bag and I was out like that! What an adventure! As the only soldier here with any military training I’ve definitely got a winning edge My biggest competition is probably Jo. Yeah, good thing we’re on the same team Like my drill sergeant always says; keep your enemies close and your rivals closer Wait, I did that wrong. Keep your family close and your enemy at arm’s length No, no, no, hold on Just did my morning 5k run, you? 8k. I mean, I did an 8k warm up then 5k a full sprint My entire run was uphill Yeah? Uphill with my eyes shut I ran backwards with earplugs Why earplugs? I don’t know! Team maggot is lucky to have us we won the challenge yesterday. We’ll carry them all the way to victory I’ll carry them to victory Just being nice. So that aptly-named clump of cadet meat will be loyal but when the time comes Ow Splinter! Oh you little- Up and at em my little morning glories It’s time for today’s challenge! What? But lightning hasn’t had his DPA! Huh? Daily protein allotment, duh And I haven’t had enough beauty sleep. Come on, you look- Great sons of Orion! You can catch up on your sleep after the challenge right this way to the bay of dismay Aw Hey! It’s me, we’re going to some bay- Hey! Contraband! Now it’s mine! Confiscators keepers! Come on your humiliation awaits! Bay of dismay yikes sounds like one of those fight locations and total warriors 2 You like action movies? If you’re into ultimate kickboxing, I may have to marry you Hey Dakota, sorry about before I was just so taken by your beautiful…nostrils Nostrils? Nostrils?! Thanks, I like your… Uh… Can I get back to you on that? I hope this isn’t another physical challenge. I’d prefer something a little more academic. mental I bet you do toothpick. I’m surprised your scrawny neck can even support that giant head. My greatest strengths are mental! Well you’re mental if you think you can win total drama without getting physical. Just stay out of my way So what do you think the challenge is gonna be? You don’t talk much do you? Welcome to the getting to know you trivia game challenge! Everyone strapped in all nice and snug? Too snug. It’s cutting into my shoulders. Yeah, children size harnesses will do that [Laughs] I’ll be asking our players embarrassing personal questions and I mean Majorly humiliating If the player I’m talking about hits the poorly wired buzzer and owns their humiliation before the time runs out, their team gets a point, first team to five wins part one and a distinct advantage in part two But if no one owns up this happens There’s some kind of two-legged shark monster down there! You mean Fang? Yeah, it turns out toxic waste can mess with stuff underwater too. Who knew? Better them than us Anywho If a team gets dunked their opponents can steal by guessing which dunkee is guilty guess right and you get a point Guess wrong and this happens Now that we understand the rules let’s start the game To the rats, now listen carefully who did this on the one and only date they ever had? [Fart noise] [Laughter] Where did you get that? Who wet their pants on the first and last day of school? Whoa one of us is a pants wetter? He who sweats it, wets it. Team before pride maggot Ow! Fine it was me And it’s one all! Thanks brick, I know that must have been tough Rats, whose first name is really Beverly? That’s not an embarrassing question! Who cares if a girl’s real name is Beverly Correct! Beverly Rats get the point, but I would have preferred a verbal response But B never talks just look at his aura Don’t care, so as a quick punishment No! Wait for me! Ow! What the, a shark tooth? Thanks for leaving me down there team you can win this stupid challenge without me If he’s not playing, I’m not either Uh, Since I’ve already been humiliated, can I go? Okay, everyone just settle down I’m with Anne Maria, we should stop. Not that I’ve got any secrets to hide Sit down are pointy. I’m not losing this game Whoa. Take it easy Hey! Host talking here, I decide when the challenge is over Whatever, I’m out of here Not until we win. Hey! It’s me! Yeah, I’m using my backup phone Anne Maria: Don’t tell me what to do butt-less!
Brick: Permission to take a tactical retreat sir? Alright! Shut it! Thanks to that pathetic digression. Now, we don’t have enough time to finish this challenge Happy? [All but Jo] Yeah! Jo: Quitters Well you won’t be happy for long! Come back after the break for an all-new challenge from which there is no escape and in the meantime Thank goodness the challenge ended before Chris could ask me an embarrassing question Let me guess, ‘Who needs their diaper changed?’ I haven’t worn a diaper since I was 11! The challenge is over, you don’t have to keep humiliating yourself. No, please, go on or does baby need his bottle? I have just enough right to be here you do and I’ll prove it in the next challenge. You’ll see Why did I say that. Why? This is the longest I’ve ever gone without playing a video game my hands feel so empty Chris is such a jerk. I could have sent like 600 texts by now! Wow, we have a lot in common. Why would you say something like that to me? No, no! I meant about the tech withdrawal. Trust me. You’re nothing like me otherwise Aw thanks! Chris sure did a number on our team. He took away Sam and Dakota’s lucky gadgets right before the big game Aw man! This stinks Man, Chris shoulda let lightning be a team of one. Lightning’s used to carrying his teams back home But at least those guys can actually play the game not like this bunch of losers Welcome players! Now that you’re all here, it’s time for part two of todays challenge! The mad skills obstacle course. The relay race begins with a mad dash from the kickstart. Forget coffee. If this baby doesn’t get you going, nothing will Then it’s off to the race against time. That is the Cannonball run! Over to my personal fave Wrecking ball ally. Hurts so good And moving on we head to the gangplank, complete with rabid mutant beavers Followed by, the bouncy agony of double trouble! And finally, the grand slam, where you’ll use ropes to swing into the giant baseball mitt while avoiding those deadly bats Piece of cake. Oh! And as you may remember I said that the winning team from part one would have a distinct advantage in part two But there was no winner. Yeah. Don’t remind me. The losing team was gonna wear snazzy specs while competing. But since we never actually finished the competition I’ve decided that Everybody has to wear them. Hey, what’s with the grandpa glasses? We won’t be able to see anything wearing these Dork-tacular goggles won’t make part two easy or attractive, but it can be done. In theory Competitors take your positions! First up, at the kickstart it’s lightning against Anne Maria Then, it’s Dawn versus Brick versus the cannonballs Scott faces Joe in wrecking ball alley B is up against Zoey at the gangplank Sam and Mike will battle Double Trouble And Dakota will fight Cameron for the grand slam First team to finish wins the whole shebang and the other team loses a member tonight Since it’s a relay race you’ll need something to pass your mascots! Oh intern! Team rat get to meet rat and team maggot gets a mutant maggot Ew! It’s a what? And go! And lightning gets the boot! [Screaming] Anne Maria takes the early lead Here! Sir! Yes sir! Yeah, I got it going on. Woah- Ow! Ow! SHABAM! Go creepy girl! Go! The rats take the lead! Or not Anybody wanna swap? Whats that? Duck now? [Laughter] Wow, we’re in the lead? Great. Nice and slow, all the way to last place. Right little guy? [Screaming] Faster soggy pants go go go Durr- Here’s your cat Who’s my good freak who’s my good little freak there there little guy Uncle Scotty kept you safe and sound. Oh Do you want this? Why didn’t you say so Beverly? And in a surprisingly touching move B extends the rats lead Aw come on! Go, go! Yes! Go B! Lay it on me Dakota! Take it! Ok! Ready! No! Come back! Here! Got it! [Music] Okay, I’m going Okay Mike, it’s just some jumps over an area you can barely see. You can do this, come on Wrong! Only one person can do this! Svetlana! The olympic queen of gymnastics! Whoa, Mike unveils a secret skill and the maggots retake the lead Svetlana? Mike! How did you do that? Huh? Uh, do what? Here you go Here! Ew can you at least wipe it off Yes I’ve never felt so alive! I’m a dead man Please let me go I said let me go! Sorry, but I did tell you to stop Well Dakota fans, here goes nothing [Screaming] Dakota! Over here! Sorriso per noi! Smile for us! Beautiful! Finally. Hi! You’re just in time for my, uh, mud bath! No ignore them and swing, swing! Velocity times mass times wind speed [Screaming] The maggots win! To the maggots, the spoils. McLean brand soap shampoo and conditioner guaranteed to wash off the stink Stink! Rats, see you at the elimination ceremony. I can’t believe this! Lightning is on a team of losers Come on winning isn’t everything Oh! And as for Dakota’s annoying entourage. Chef? Um. Rude Alright guys Dakota’s gotta go. She’s only in it for the photo op. Oh, hang on guys I mean sure she’s easily distracted but she’s also a tenth level hottie not that that’s important or anything. Let’s give her a chance A great darkness is surrounding Dakota if she stays on the island disaster will befall her! Shaplease. I think you should all get the boot after today’s performance Ready? Everyone gets a marshmallow even the loser, but that’s one marshmallow You do not want to eat to the votes the following people are safe lightning Dawn Scott and Sam Which leaves Dakota and Bev What? And the marshmallow of loserdom goes to… Dakota No! This has to be a mistake! I didn’t get my spin-off series yet! No! Man I can’t believe Dakota’s gone. I was ready to repeatedly ask her out and get turned down all season Any last words before you ride the hurl of shame Dakota Um. Yeah. First of all- [Screaming] It was a rhetorical question Two hurls down, 11 to go. Who will be eliminated next? Tune in and find out on Total Drama: Revenge of the island!

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